que paso bitches? |
Margaret ; sophomore ; New York ; Irish ; if I like it, i'll post/reblog for you to see ; talk to meeeeee. <3 i promise i'll answer anything. |
Best movie quote ever, even though I’m white.
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| Me: | Can I go to the bathroom? |
| Teacher: | What for? |
| Me: | TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for. |
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if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
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my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
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You know my only weakness; Hunger Games pick up lines.
i mean whatever floats your boat man
do i look like google
Well this one guy said hi to me once
idk I thought it was pretty magical
I think I’ve found a prom dress!

help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
Father—
What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin...